Post by therazorback469 on Jul 25, 2008 16:32:53 GMT -5
Some little man of no consequence called AXIS a muscle-bound nerd...and though a simpleton that man might be he may be indeed be right about AXIS' nerd status. When you look at AXIS you are feasting your eye sockets on the biggest, meanest, nastiest man walking this place we call planet Earth. In case you obese, beer-swilling, fat girl banging pieces of human debris have not figured it out yet, AXIS is just little bit different from the rest of the world. Just a LITTLE BIT BETTER. I am a nerd, but I am not your average pencil necked geek from down the way. I am atypical, a superior genetic anomaly that every man in FWF would sacrifice a virgin to in the god-forsaken county that is Polk if he could but find one over the age of fourteen.
I am praying that someone, anyone, in FWF will take me down a peg, teach me a lesson in humility. Perhaps, someone can take me all the way back to Sesame Street. I hope someone does take me on an educational sojourn that way I can destroy and humiliate them, then kick big bird square in the beak and stuff Grover in Oscar the Grouch's trash can and then go hardcore-style on any and all innocent bystanders. Wait, nobody is innocent. Everyone deserves to be victimized. I intend to bend someone in half and put their wishbone were their respective backbone should be.
There are two types of people in the world. Winners and losers, and AXIS is always, ALWAYS a winner. I want everyone reading these words to take a genuine, heart felt look at this 295lbs. muscle bound nerd and tell me who, just who in the hell in FWF, can defeat me in a legal stand up man-to-man fight. The answer is that...NOBODY can withstand the fury that is AXIS !!! Believe me when I tell you that ..."You Ain't Ready!!!
AXIS-
serving up a healthy dose of WTF, WTH, AND LMAO in the faces of any and all that reads my posts since 5:30pm today!
I am praying that someone, anyone, in FWF will take me down a peg, teach me a lesson in humility. Perhaps, someone can take me all the way back to Sesame Street. I hope someone does take me on an educational sojourn that way I can destroy and humiliate them, then kick big bird square in the beak and stuff Grover in Oscar the Grouch's trash can and then go hardcore-style on any and all innocent bystanders. Wait, nobody is innocent. Everyone deserves to be victimized. I intend to bend someone in half and put their wishbone were their respective backbone should be.
There are two types of people in the world. Winners and losers, and AXIS is always, ALWAYS a winner. I want everyone reading these words to take a genuine, heart felt look at this 295lbs. muscle bound nerd and tell me who, just who in the hell in FWF, can defeat me in a legal stand up man-to-man fight. The answer is that...NOBODY can withstand the fury that is AXIS !!! Believe me when I tell you that ..."You Ain't Ready!!!
AXIS-
serving up a healthy dose of WTF, WTH, AND LMAO in the faces of any and all that reads my posts since 5:30pm today!